Monday, August 10, 2009

Dear Guybrush Threepwood

Dear Guybrush Threepwood,

I can't believe you, a character from an old-school 8-bit game kept me up until 4am. What is the world coming to? Granted, it took me about 10 minutes to figure out how to control you, then I had to figure out where to go, what to pick up (oh, apparently I have to pick up everything EVER), and who is going to be on my pirate-y crew, but really... it shouldn't take me four hours to beat an 8-bit game.
Eff you Threepwood. You really do fight like a dairy farmer. You call yourself a pirate? Har! Har! Har!

I bid thee a chilly good evening,
Cap'n Peat


Warning: Highly addictive. Contains scenes of alcohol consumption, use of tobacco, and insults.

4 comments:

Tiff said...

I think you need a new tag for when your post isn't about boobs. For example, "not-boobs".

Toddski said...

Not-boobs. Good idea, Tiff. Then I have two mandatory tags on each. The post is either "awesome" or "not-some" and "boobs" or "not-boobs." I think this works. I approve. Huzzah!

Tiff said...

I think there are only rare cases when "boobs" would go with "not-some". Just sayin'.

davey said...

i have never played that one!!! just the curse of monkey island! murray the skull is the bestttt!! second to real murray though.