Thank you for picking out underwear for/with me. I know there was more plaid than desired, but at least there was pink plaid, and plaid involving monkeys! I know you're wondering, so I'm obviously going to tell you....
I'm wearing the knockout underoos today (because I'm a knockout/I'ma knock you out). Also, first day in new bra = success. Because, once again, I know you were wondering.
I'm wearing the knockout underoos today (because I'm a knockout/I'ma knock you out). Also, first day in new bra = success. Because, once again, I know you were wondering.
Get your thoughts out of my pants. You know it would never work between us, darling... even though your boyfriend is a total homo (I love you, Bob!).
I found silver paint on my knee. Continue reading for explanation of that.
Love,
Peat
Peat
I really am.
Dear Davey,
Thank you for keeping me company today. I have never seen somebody eat so many perogies in one sitting. But I'm very glad that you did finish them off, I thought that I had made too many. In case you're wondering, your total was 12 (I think... because of that one that I had to throw out because it died in the process of boiling due to a hole).
I think our prize wheel is bitchin'... especially the pink lightning-bolt arrow. It's beautiful. Its robotic nature is sure to attract many first years for recruitment during Welcome Week. I hope Suzicle has awesome prizes for our awesome prize wheel.
I love my spatula. I'm glad you decided to go exchange your collander, because I decided when I got home that I really did want the red one that I picked up when we went back. Also, thanks for covering my tax, yo. Very cool of you.
Next time we go to Ikea, we should order beer... just for the hell of it. And maybe princess cake. I dunno if I really enjoyed that. It was sort of weird. But neat-looking. Pretty. We'll also find a better way to the west end than the route we took.
I think our prize wheel is bitchin'... especially the pink lightning-bolt arrow. It's beautiful. Its robotic nature is sure to attract many first years for recruitment during Welcome Week. I hope Suzicle has awesome prizes for our awesome prize wheel.
I love my spatula. I'm glad you decided to go exchange your collander, because I decided when I got home that I really did want the red one that I picked up when we went back. Also, thanks for covering my tax, yo. Very cool of you.
Next time we go to Ikea, we should order beer... just for the hell of it. And maybe princess cake. I dunno if I really enjoyed that. It was sort of weird. But neat-looking. Pretty. We'll also find a better way to the west end than the route we took.
Love,
Peat
Peat
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peat, thanks for being born! i had an awesome time today and it would have never happened if a certain black "lady" had not plopped you out of her vag... unless you took the detour like i did. cheers to c-sections!
either way, you are awesome!
from davey
Does Davey's "thanks for being born" indicate that today is your date of birth?
No. Not my birthday. Though I did have ice cream today. Yum. Strawberry.
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