Not only are you incredibly sweet and handsome, you are also made entirely of awesome. It all began *commence wavy lines to denote flashback sequence* when I made a comment about being covered in bees and you proceeded to tell me that that is how you liked your women. For the record, I also like my women like I like my coffee; in a plastic cup. Eddie Izzard is, indeed, the funniest man alive. Honestly, he even beats Russell Peters. And I love Russell. A lot.
You are invited, Andrew, to dinner at my home whenever you want. I will even let you sit at the table if you want to. I mean, you don't have to stay outside and creep in the bushes.
Really though, what I like most about you is that Davey is no different when he is with you than when he is with anybody else. I mean, he's a little more... you know... love-y with you, but he's not a different person. This makes me very happy.
Now, accept my friend request on Facebook and we can start talking about Davey behind his back!
You are invited, Andrew, to dinner at my home whenever you want. I will even let you sit at the table if you want to. I mean, you don't have to stay outside and creep in the bushes.
Really though, what I like most about you is that Davey is no different when he is with you than when he is with anybody else. I mean, he's a little more... you know... love-y with you, but he's not a different person. This makes me very happy.
Now, accept my friend request on Facebook and we can start talking about Davey behind his back!
Love you, new friend.
Reboot!
Peat
Reboot!
Peat
I thought the Groucho Marx glasses were a nice touch. Then I had to do something to Davey, so I gave him a flag.
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