Thank you for the lovely poems while I was away. I do enjoy a good limerick but the haiku about poop was just so potent at the time that I can't help but call it my favourite.
Camping was good. Camping with a fever is a further adventure. Actually, it's less adventure because I just slept a lot more than usual. But what can be healthier than spending a few days outside? Nothing, I'd say. I attribute my present good health to the hiking, campfires, and multiple games of Yahtzee while it rained (that's right, mucho rain up north during our stay).
Anyway, thanks go to you for the entertainment with which you provided me, as well as the reassurance that society had not suddenly collapsed, turned on the academics, and killed them first while I was away.
Thanks also to Linh for warning me not to be eaten by fictional creatures (i.e. werewolves) and also for making my mom love you even more by complimenting her cooking skillz. Yeah, I spelled that with a 'z,' what're you gonna do about it?
Camping was good. Camping with a fever is a further adventure. Actually, it's less adventure because I just slept a lot more than usual. But what can be healthier than spending a few days outside? Nothing, I'd say. I attribute my present good health to the hiking, campfires, and multiple games of Yahtzee while it rained (that's right, mucho rain up north during our stay).
Anyway, thanks go to you for the entertainment with which you provided me, as well as the reassurance that society had not suddenly collapsed, turned on the academics, and killed them first while I was away.
Thanks also to Linh for warning me not to be eaten by fictional creatures (i.e. werewolves) and also for making my mom love you even more by complimenting her cooking skillz. Yeah, I spelled that with a 'z,' what're you gonna do about it?
In summation, thank you.
Love,
Peat
Text reads: Keep your smile on just a few more days away
then home for a poop!
(poop haiku for the win!)

1 comment:
I love that my haiku was so appropriate!
Also, if society ever collapses, I can personally guarantee that the academics will be the first to go.
Totally unrelated: My Captcha word is "toopeme". I thought that was too close to "poop" to be left unsaid.
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