STFU. Seriously, shut the fuck up. Every once in a while, just shut up and think when you're about to say (or type) something.
Don't be such a douchebag to people you love.
Don't be such a douchebag to people you love.
And Tiff thought she was a jerk. Tiff, you ain't got nothin' on me, babe.
Swimming in a sea of regrets and apologies,
Yourself
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I have actually been having a really hard time being a good friend these days. I'm such a jerk.
For example, one day I told my friend that I couldn't go out for drinks with her because I had no money. The next day I agreed to go out for drinks with Hot Prof.
Second example, one day I told my friends that we would have girls' night with beers at my place. The day of, I said "So, Drunk Tiffany wants to know if we are still doing beers tonight?" And they both were all "Oh, so you're saying you don't want to do it anymore?" Because we all know that Drunk Tiffany has what she thinks are great ideas and Sober Tiffany can't handle keeping up with them.
Third example, one night I'm having this dream about being at this dance. I was also playing DJ, and we were having these things that we call Birthday Jams for every song. It comes down to the last song of the night, so I tell everyone to start dancing after specifically asking this one girl to dance. Then, I turn the song on and turn around and find that you're dancing with her! I was sad, but you didn't know any better (because you didn't know I had asked her), and then I got mad because she's one of my favourite people to dance with, so I went and STOLE HER FROM YOU.
It was such a jerk move. Awake Tiffany was mad at Dream Tiffany. So very mad.
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