Dear Friends

Dear Friends,

Please do not be alarmed, but I thought you ought to know that I have a strange growth protruding from my person.

I'm not too concerned about its nature. I honestly don't think it's cancerous.

It's roughly the size and shape of a small cat. It's covered in think black fur and has a tendency to oddly vibrate when touched.

I first noticed its appearance when I got home yesterday. The oddest thing about the growth is that it changes positions on my body quite frequently. For example, at dinner last night, it was near my feet, but it was closer to my groin area when I was watching television later on. And when I went to bed, it had moved again to my upper chest/ neck area. Currently it is connecting both of my arms at the elbows (making this blog excessively difficult to write).

Anyway, I just thought that you should know what's going on. I'm going to include at the end a picture of the growth to give you an idea of what I'm going through.
If you have any thoughts about the nature of my ailment or ways in which I might deal with it, I'd appreciate your input.

Hope you all have a pleasant weekend,

Peat