Saturday, September 5, 2009

Dear MSU

*Warning: The following letter contains sarcasm. Reader discretion is advised.*

Dear MSU,

Thank you so much for not giving us any of the information required to make our Welcome Week Rep experiences enjoyable.
It was so kind of you to not notify us of changes in training locations, and to not provide us with food (as you did for everybody else) despite our obvious spirit and will to help with anything and everything.
And your denial of any fault is most appreciated. Way to live up to this year's slogan of "Fuck shit up!" You must be so proud.

With intense, seething anger and heat stroke,
Peat

MSU Board of Directors: No wonder things are going so smoothly

1 comment:

stunned_beef said...

Dear FYEO and all Welcome Week planners and organizers - particularly those in charge of music,

I appreciate the spirit of Welcome Week, but there really is such a thing as too much Backstreet Boys, Hanson, and the like. Especially for those of us working in our offices, six floors above you.

Like I said, I appreciate your spirit, but keep it down a bit, yeah? Thanks.

Productively,
Tiffany

PS. I may just be a whiny ass. Doesn't matter, you're going to do as you wish anyway.