Friday, September 11, 2009

Dear Housemate #2

Dear Housemate #2,

Do not come into my room under the guise of wishing to use my computer so you can tell me something rather disturbing in a nonchalant manner ever again.
If it comes up again, just clarify for the wankers: "Not that it's any of your business, but no, we're not sleeping together."
My sincerest apologies if my being here is going to produce unwarranted drama. I hate women.

With a moderate amount of disdain,
Housemate #3

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Dear Anybody-Who-Was-A-Catalyst-For-This-Situation,

F*** off.

With a great amount of disdain
That B**** Who's Gonna Treat You Less Respectfully If She Finds Out Who You Are



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