Monday, April 6, 2009

Dear Q (Part 17 in a 26-part series)

Dear Q,

What a fun letter you are, Q!  And such a rebel. You almost make me swoon. There’s only one problem that keeps me from doing so.  You clearly have a little penis.  You’re useful as a ball in a game of pool, and you are quick to catch a quip.  For the longest time, I thought you and U were dating.  Then, of course, I saw you with I in qi, and you even came after A in Iraq.  Oh my gosh, Q.  Your Facebook status says that you’re married to U. YOU HAD AN AFFAIR!
It seems that we will not longer be able to be friends, since U and I are such very close friends.

Qhest,
Peat

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2 comments:

davey said...

since when did q have facebook? and why arent we friends? =(

davey said...

Q is for Quito, Ecuador.