Dear M (Part 13 in a 26-part series)

Dear M,

*song time!*  Now you’re in the middle/ You’re in the middle/ and the middle is the perfect place to be *End song time.*  You are quite a popular consonant, M; you’re the lucky thirteenth letter.  Your bumps or hills make you fun to write and also seem to make the word ‘Mountain’ more legitimate.  I thank you for mother, mummy, murder, and more.  Lest we forget Madonna and mystery.  We should also not fail to mention that your bilabial nasal nature makes you sound so dirty.  You can be so delicious; mmmmm.

Mamak,
Peat

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