Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Dear Umbrella

Dear Polka Dotted Umbrella,
Thank you for keeping me dry. And thank you for being so cool. Thank you for wearing a condom so the stuff in my bag doesn't get wet. Thank you for attacking Carlie on command. You're one spiffy, nifty, neato, swell umbrella. Way to go, bitch! No raindrops fallin' on this head! Peat



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