Dear O (Part 15 in a 26-part series)

Dear O,

Hearty and round, are you, o, O.  A word on your own (though most archaic), you are most satisfying.  One of only two vowels actually found in the word ‘vowel,’ I think you must be quite special.  The more obtuse of my readers will fail to understand my appreciation of your roundness, but I’m willing to bet that Davey really enjoys the process of writing you out manually with a pen on paper.  Don’t you, Davey?  Come on, admit it.  It’s fun.
I think you should also know that I am thoroughly insulted when people use your name in place of zero.  I’m on your side, bud.

Okei,
Peat

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