Thursday, May 7, 2009

Dear Bad Drivers

Dear Bad Drivers,

I don't know who you think you are, but when I'm walking or on my bicycle, I have the right of way. Don't pull out of a parking lot onto the sidewalk just because you're trying to get onto the street. You have to stop anyway, so just wait for me to go by.
And specifically, to that lady who nearly hit me, fucking right I yelled at you. I was going to spit on your car too, but I didn't because there was a little kid walking towards me and apparently I have a social conscience. Lucky you.

F$^# You,
Peat