Today, down by the bay (where the watermelons grow!), you were walking along the waterfront under an umbrella.
I really think you ought to invest in a parasol. C'mon, woman! You can't be a proper lady without a parasol.
Or at the very least, you need to stroke kittens, weave baskets, and swim in rivers wearing dresses and hats.
I'm thoroughly disappointed,
Peat
Now, that's a lady!
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