Saturday, May 2, 2009

Dear Monster

Dear Refrigerator Monster,

You were sticky, you were furry, you smelled horrible, and you scared my pants off.
Now
that is a monster. And I killed you with bleach.
Just as an aside to friends... if you want me to help you move, I'm totally not your bitch and won't clean your disgusting fridge. Never will that happen again.

Requiescat in pace,
Peat

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