Dear C,
We have to talk. The name you go by can be so misinterpreted and I feel bad. See, sea, si… even in French; c’est. Poor tertiary letter; you just can’t catch a break. Anyway, I just thought that you ought to know, should the alphabet be re-evaluated and subsequently reformed, you will be the first to go, because you can be replaced by S or K quite easily, and in ‘ch’ situations, we could always resort to Ч if need be. Sorry to have to be the one to break this to you. I’m really quite attached to you.
Ciao,
Peat
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3 comments:
heres to a naughty c word: c***!!!!!!
but oh noes! c is for censorship!!! :O
Only reason that word didn't make it into the post, dear Enzo.
C is for Canberra, Australia
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