Dear Timmie's Consumers

Dear Roll-up-the-rim Fanatics,

Don’t you realize that you’re buying 10 more cups of coffee than you would usually buy?  You try to justify it by saying that you would be buying it anyway, so it’s really saving you money if you win, but I think we both know that that is not true.

The line-ups in which you wait take up time. Your time is valuable.  More importantly, the line-ups in which you wait in the Student Centre cause major person-traffic jams and MY time is too precious to be impeded by you crazed maniacs who decide to be hideously underfoot.
I’m also tired of seeing red coffee cups all over campus.  It’s not like this during the non-promotional times of year.  Why is it suddenly okay to NOT throw your cups away?

Your angry non-coffee-drinking peer,
Peat