Dear Elevator Rider,
Please don’t take the elevator up a single floor… especially from the basement to the first floor.
I even more emphatically implore you to not take the elevator DOWN a single floor.
For those of us going up or down 6 or 7 floors, you are simply an annoyance.
This does not apply to those who are less physically able to handle a trip up a few stairs. Then I’m cool with it.
From that girl who refuses to speak English in an elevator,
Peat
P.S. Beware the Ides of March.

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