Dear Super Mario Brothers,
Luigi, I know I always pretended I didn’t like you, but that was only so my sister would make me play as you when we were kids. I can’t believe I knew how to work reverse psychology at such a young age. You’re my favourite because you wear green and are not fat. That’s right, I’m prejudiced against fat people. I’m allowed to be because I was fat. I don’t hate people because they’re fat though, so no worries, Mario.
Mario, you’re really brave and I think it’s hilarious to see you with a tail. You look awesome in your latest Wii adventure “Mario Galaxy.” Just thought you should know.
Still faithfully procrastinating on my Nintendo systems,
Peat
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