Dear Grandma

Dear Grandma, 

When you call and ask me about my social life, you make me laugh.  If you ask me again, “Are you with the same group?” I will probably laugh in your face.  It’s never the same group.  That’s why it’s fun.  And yes, Grandma, we are ‘mixed’ in that both boys and girls go, but that is not generally an issue for ANY of us.  When you ask, “Is there anybody special?” I am clearly not going to answer you honestly, because then you’ll ask about her!
Sometimes, things are better left unknown.  I’m not sharing.  Sorry.

Love,
Peat