I don't understand why you're so popular. Sometimes you're funny, I'll admit. But you're now considered... basically the Chuck Norris of the gay community. That I cannot understand for the life of me.
Even my very heterosexual housemate, Jeff, made a Chuck Norris-like comment about you while my lovely and I watched Glee with our heterosexual-but-promising housemate, Russell.
In conclusion, I could sing your socks off. Also, I wouldn't want to sing any more of your clothing off than that, anyway... because it would be unpleasant for both of us.
Questioningly yours,
Me
P.S. Wtf? Why do you have three names. Neil Harris is just as cool, methinks. You must choose!
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...I might have to disown you for this letter.
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