Thursday, May 13, 2010

Dear Mahir

Dear Mahir,

If you're going to employ my girlfriend, I suggest you watch your back.
Don't fuck around. Tell her how much she'll be paid and don't be a dumbass or I will fuck you up.

Also, your restaurant smells really bad.

Well... maybe that was just you.

Warningly yours,
Me

2 comments:

stunned_beef said...

I got your back, yo.

(Not that you need it or anything. But, you know, if you do.)

Toddski said...

Thanks, yo :)
Likewise. *appropriate black hand gesture*