Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Dear Sleeping Self

Dear Sleeping Self,

What's wrong with you? Seriously. You can go from the sexiest dreams to post-apocalyptic-scare-the-shit-out-of-me world in seconds.

You need to not ever watch anything scary every again. I blame that gross movie Kick-Ass. Which, by the way, was not at all kick-ass. Just saying.

Maybe the problem is that you shouldn't sleep past 8.30. Yeah, that's probably it.

Happy Cinco De Mayo!
Me

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