Today is July 7th. That's 7/07 2009. Double sevens. Many people consider this a lucky day.
On July 7th, 2007, I celebrated to myself. It was not a particularly lucky day. In fact, it was rather a shitty day as it closely followed my being unceremoniously left to emotionally die... but that's another story, isn't it Jack? Yes, quite.
On July 7th, 2007, I celebrated to myself. It was not a particularly lucky day. In fact, it was rather a shitty day as it closely followed my being unceremoniously left to emotionally die... but that's another story, isn't it Jack? Yes, quite.
So, Jack... why am I writing to you? Perhaps the only answer to that is: why not? You seem as good a guy as any to write to.
This is Jack. He has a rockin' moustache.
Jack Layton. A simple and trustworthy name is what you have. Not like that sneaky Harper guy; spelling his name with a 'ph' and whatnot. Oops, is my left-wing bias exposed? Too bad.
You've been quite the topic of conversation lately, Jack. Not particularly in the news or anything. Just that you seem to keep arising in my own life. I saw you in Toronto. You're a wonderful dancer. I'm really glad you came to celebrate with us. Your moustache is the envy of many. Don't ever shave it. It's pretty much your trademark. In fact, you might consider making it mandatory for every member of your party to grow one just like it. Especially Andrea Horwath.
I have one of her promotional stickers on my water bottle... in case you were wondering.
Y'know, I don't think it's too much to ask that you win an election. I mean, you'd think we were all a little tired of the Conservative-Liberal antics. We're not a two-party nation like our neighbours to the south (and north-west, lest we forget they border us there as well).
Also, Mr. Layton, if you happen to know of any nice ladies lookin' for some company, please don't hesitate to send them my way.
By the way, my Member of Parliament is Wayne Marston.
This is Wayne. He doesn't think I'm a young boy. The best man won.Stupid name, but I wasn't about to vote for one of those other shmucks... both of whom came to my door and called me "young man" whereas Wayne said I was "a bright young lady."
Wise man, though I don't know about the "lady" part, at least he got the gender correct.
Morons.
Orange is a nice colour,
Peat
This is Jack. He has a rockin' moustache.Jack Layton. A simple and trustworthy name is what you have. Not like that sneaky Harper guy; spelling his name with a 'ph' and whatnot. Oops, is my left-wing bias exposed? Too bad.
You've been quite the topic of conversation lately, Jack. Not particularly in the news or anything. Just that you seem to keep arising in my own life. I saw you in Toronto. You're a wonderful dancer. I'm really glad you came to celebrate with us. Your moustache is the envy of many. Don't ever shave it. It's pretty much your trademark. In fact, you might consider making it mandatory for every member of your party to grow one just like it. Especially Andrea Horwath.
I have one of her promotional stickers on my water bottle... in case you were wondering.
Y'know, I don't think it's too much to ask that you win an election. I mean, you'd think we were all a little tired of the Conservative-Liberal antics. We're not a two-party nation like our neighbours to the south (and north-west, lest we forget they border us there as well).
Also, Mr. Layton, if you happen to know of any nice ladies lookin' for some company, please don't hesitate to send them my way.
By the way, my Member of Parliament is Wayne Marston.
This is Wayne. He doesn't think I'm a young boy. The best man won.Stupid name, but I wasn't about to vote for one of those other shmucks... both of whom came to my door and called me "young man" whereas Wayne said I was "a bright young lady."Wise man, though I don't know about the "lady" part, at least he got the gender correct.
Morons.
Orange is a nice colour,
Peat
This is also Jack, but in Lego form as decided by me and Davey. We had Lego Jack give a speech to all of our Lego friends as well as ourselves. Good times.
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