Thursday, July 23, 2009

Dear Niece

Dear Niece,

Stay out of my room.
Don't eat my anti-depression candy. It depresses me when you do, and how am I supposed to cope with that if you're eating my candy‽
Stop smelling like Kraft Dinner all the time, too. Gross.

Love,
Your Anti-Christ, Peat


"I smell like white trash!"

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