Dear Pets

Dear Pets,

Listen... you know I love you, but I cleaned the house today and do you know what I encountered? Massive amounts of pet mess. Granted, it was mostly fur, but I know for a fact that the floors were swept less than 48 hours before I did them and they were disgusting. In the basement, kitty litter on the floor. Around the dog bed, little crumbs and bits of mud.
So unpleasant. You're damn lucky I love you.
*sigh* Maybe your owner could clean up after you sometime? Ha.

Love,
Peat