Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Dear Friends With Scurvy

Dear friends who don’t eat vegetables,

Please don’t complain to me about your vitamin/mineral deficiencies as you pick the lettuce and tomatoes off your sandwich.
Don’t order a salad, take a few bites which you choke down and then ask me if I’M happy because you ate salad. I don’t care.
Yes, I will eat your veggies, provided you don’t push them onto my plate with utensils which have already been in your mouth.

Yours truly,
Peat


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