Dear family member who keeps using my toothpaste,
Please squeeze from the bottom of the tube. It may seem like a ridiculous request to you, but I would very much appreciate it.
If you cannot find it in your heart to grant me this favour, please just leave my toothpaste alone. I brush my teeth in that bathroom for a reason; nobody else usually does. I don’t want to share my tube of toothpaste with you, anyway.
Let us try to get along, as family members must.
Best Wishes,
Your OCD Daughter/Sister/Aunt

1 comment:
LOL
I totally squeeze the tube from the middle... but me and Charles have separate tubes. :)
- Erica
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